BRADY BOOKER WAS BLINDSIDED BY HIS OWN ALLIES ON SURVIVOR 51 — BUT ONE CONVERSATION BEFORE THE VOTE MAKES HIS 9–4 ELIMINATION EVEN MORE BRUTAL! Brady entered the merge convinced he had the numbers on his side, unaware that frustration was growing among the very players he trusted. What looked like a secure position was quietly falling apart behind his back. By the time Tribal Council began, the damage had already been done. And the most painful twist wasn’t simply that his allies voted him out — it was the warning sign hidden in an earlier conversation that Brady failed to recognise. 👇 SEE THE CONVERSATION THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING BELOW!

There’s a lot to get to with the big merge episode of Survivor 51. Chaos back at camp! An old school merge feast preceded by an equally old school grub-eating competition! A potentially game-saving immunity challenge win! But first, a simple question…. Was Brady peeing right by the tribe camp? Because it looks like Brady was peeing right by the tribe camp.

I mean, the edit wasn’t 100 percent clear on this, but here we are listening to Jelly talking in a confessional interview about how “Brady brings a level of toxicity to this game that no one needs,” and the visual they cut to in order to back up Jelly’s comment appeared to be Brady peeing on a tree. (Hopefully it was just peeing). And again, I have no hard confirmation on this — poor word choice there; my bad — but the act in question also appears to be pretty close to camp.

Is homeboy just whipping it out in front of an audience? Even if he’s not, he certainly does not appear to be off in any sort of designated bathroom zone. I’m judging that by the fact that there was a camera right there… which only serves to give me PTSD from the one time I was following poor Paloma Soto-Castillo in Gabon with my camera and she had to be like, “Ummmm, I’m going to the bathroom.” I kept rolling. (KIDDING!)

But the location of these alleged Brady golden showers is, I think, actually germane to the entire question of how much Brady’s island etiquette may be to blame for his ouster. If he was indeed urinating right around the tribe camp, then that is cause for an immediate ejection… and I now realize immediate ejection sounds like a poop joke, but I promise in the name of Darnell “Brown Trout” Hamilton it is not.

It’s one thing to be loud, and brash, and call everyone a Brody, and occasionally chop off random body parts, but if you’re peeing anywhere near the shelter or where people congregate, that is a major Survivor foul.

Regardless, Brady’s antics were certainly not for everyone. Jelly, Maggie, and Mike were just a few of the people that were annoyed by the professional wrestler, and in a game where the ultimate goal is to just blend in, Brady’s boisterousness became a major liability, one which he admitted himself in his final words: “I played hard and I played with passion,” he told us. “Maybe sometimes too much passion.”

Judging by Maggie’s admonishment towards Brady for telling Mike the plan that eventually got to Kristin, he went rogue on that one. Patt also told me in our exit interview that Brady kept openly advertising the “Vibe Five” alliance to people that were not even in the Vibe Five, which could have easily contributed to her ouster.

“Brady could not keep his mouth shut about what he called the Vibe Five — a name I didn’t know existed until after the end of the game,” Patt said in our interview. “He was telling people who were not in our alliance about the five-person alliance on an 11-person tribe. Once we got an 11th person, it was even more imperative no one can know about this. But no, they knew. Them talking about the five was literally straight from my own ally, which I have to take credit for. Like, I picked him as an ally, so here we are. It was crazy to hear that later.”

Soooooo, that’s not great. It seems whether Brady was or was not actually peeing, and whether it was right next to camp or he swam all the way over to Exile Island to do his business, that the dude was not exactly Stealth R Us out there. And that’s what ultimately got him booted from the game.

Okay, we’re going to get into everything else that went down on episode 7 of Survivor 51, but if you’re looking for some pre-merge intel and insight, make sure to also check out my mid-game interview with Jelly. Lots of great stuff in there. And with that, let’s make like a reality TV show contestant in front of a plate of grubs and dig in.

 A grubby situation

Before we get to the merge, did you catch Jelly telling us about all the tricks she and Devin had up their sleeve with the immunity idol, the extra vote, and a fake idol? I found that offhand fake idol comment very interesting. A lot of fake idols are constructed on Survivor that never make the edit because they never go anywhere. The fact this one was even mentioned has me wondering if we will see that somehow come into play down the line. Food for thought. Speaking of food, let’s get into the merge!

Hint to future Survivor players: Whenever Jeff Probst gets all the folks together and starts recapping what has happened so far in the game, it means a tribe swap or merge is happening, and indeed, the Hostmaster General was soon ordering contestants to drop their buffs.

There would be no more New Era earning the merge, but players would have to earn the merge feast, as everyone would be presented with a plate of two grubs, and only the first 10 out of the 13 contestants to finish would then get to partake in the food people actually wanted to eat.

The race that followed featured some truly A+++ camera work. Whether it was Jelly literally spilling grub guts onto the camera lens, Kilby smashing the larvae to kill it before chewing, Sharonda spinning around like she was playing some sort of sadomasochistic version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, or Maggie allowing organs and digestive tracts to slowly spill outside of her mouth, there were enough hilarious shots to go around.

Eventually, Kristin freed her grubs, Cristian gave up halfway through, Sharonda lost the last spot to Kilby, and Lewis looked like he regretted every single second of the entire affair. Franky, I thought Lewis would have been better at this considering his lifetime of experience eating terrible Irish food. (Nobody let my wife, the very Irish Christina Kelly, read this.)

Kristin comes clean

Hold on a second… What happened to the Survivor Sanctuary?!?!? Isn’t that where good things happen? And isn’t that where big Survivor feasts take place? Yet I heard nary a word from Jeff Probst about the Sanctuary during his explanation of the feast. Has the Survivor Sanctuary been officially unbranded? Did the naming rights lapse, and, if so, shouldn’t we now be calling it the Applebees-Billie-Eilish Bourbon-Street-Chicken-Boomerang-Zac-Brown-Chill-Zone?

Ladies and gentlemen, I think the Open Era officially killed the Survivor Sanctuary. NO GOOD THINGS SHALL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!! Especially when Brady is belching and trying to stuff everything imaginable into his mouth.

Meanwhile, back at a feastless camp, Kristin did something interesting. Instead of keeping quiet on the fact that her tethered idol actually became a full idol if Sharonda was out of the game, Kristin went and told Sharonda all about it, professing that she would rather have a strong ally in the game than an idol for herself.  But Kristin didn’t just tell Sharonda about the idol’s true powers. She also gave Sharonda the idol to hold.

Okay, we need to tackle that decision like Brady tackled that beer at the merge feast. It’s mostly a no-lose proposition in that Kristin has just resolidified an ally she was broken up with at the tribe swap and still controls the idol and whether it is ever played. Remember: Sharonda can’t play the idol. All she can do is hand it back to Kristin and hope she plays it on her.

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So let’s say Kristin changes her mind for whatever reason and wants to turn on Sharonda. All she has to do is not play the idol for Sharonda when it is handed back to her. The only scenario in which she would lose the idol is if they were both blindsided by a vote that sent Sharonda to the jury (in which case Kristin could have just as easily been the one going home with an idol in her pocket anyway had she kept it). Yes, there is some risk here, but very little, and the reward of also gaining a rock solid ally outweighs that risk. Nice move, Kristin!

The other big pre-challenge activity on the newly merged tribe name of Tovutu was all the discussion around Mike. Brady continued to diss and dismiss his former alliance partner, telling Kilby he was ready to get rid of him “yesterday.” Kilby was similarly disillusioned: “Talking to Mike, you might as well be talking to a wall. He gives you nothing. It’s a complete waste of time.”

Knowing he was on the outs with some of the original Toka, Mike started working the island with the fervor of a New York Yankees employee using a knife and fork to eat a Snickers bar. He warned Jelly that if he went, she would be next. He told Cristian he was “open for business” without exactly specifying what that business was. He cozied up to Eric, who reciprocated by daydreaming about male stripper movies and commenting “Let’s make some magic, Mike!”

But the true magic would have to wait until after the challenge.

Positively beaming

The first post-merge challenge of the Open Era looked a lot like a challenge from any other era as players had to balance on a narrow beam while balancing a statue at the end of a long pole. Meh. It was fine. Not my favorite. Not egregiously bad.

What helped with the suspense, of course, is that you had the one person who clearly needed immunity make a deep run, as Mike successfully tuned out Jeff Probst reminding them of how sucky their predicament was (“Your toes are falling asleep, your arms are going numb, that pole is getting heavier”) and made it all the way to a showdown against Lewis, who had clearly recovered from his grub-eating trauma.

And Mike indeed emerged victorious, celebrating in the most mild-mannered way imaginable by flashing a hilariously milquetoast double thumbs up. So if not Mike heading to the jury, then who…?

Mike gets everyone mad

There were so many back-and-forth plans in terms of whom to vote out that attempting to wedge all the discussions in here would just make us all confused, but at some point the Toka target shifted from Eric to Kristin, because Maggie was convinced Kristin had gotten a power at Exile Island. (Not wrong!)

And eventually — although it later appeared it wasn’t supposed to — that information got to Mike. Look, I wrote last week that there had been a lot of Mike slander on the show, but I had not really seen any examples of what he did to deserve it. That changed this week.

Kristin, Sharonda, and Eric were having a conversation about voting out Brady when Mike entered the chat (literally) and announced, “If you don’t do it, it’s the end of your game tonight.”

Kristin was immediately taken aback. “Well, I f—ing hate that threat. You don’t have to do that.”

Mike then proceeded to tell her, “Just chill,” which, naturally had the exact opposite effect.

“Mike sounded like a mob boss,” Kristin told us. “He came running into a huddle and said to me, ‘It’s Brady, and if you don’t vote that way, you’re next.’ And he said ‘I gotta go.’ Takes off. So, f—that guy and his bullying tactics.”

Mike! Dude! No! Of course, Mike was not using bullying tactics and wasn’t trying to be a mob boss. But he was so insanely awkward and weird in the way he was delivering the warning to Kristin that they were coming for her, that it certainly come off that way. And this, I think, points to the frustrations players repeatedly keep expressing about Mike.

He’s not a bad guy, but he appears to be a very bad Survivor communicator — speaking in riddles and half measures where people appear to leave conversations with him more confused than when they began. Probst even said he felt that way while Mike was talking at Tribal Council.

Kristin then brought the accusation that Brady was coming for her right back to Brady and all hell broke loose, including a super-duper awkward conversation between Mike and Brady in which they both just sat there engaging in the weirdest game of chicken ever to see who would blink and say something other than “Talk to me” first.

Now Brady was scrambling to put the vote back on Eric, others were trying to get the vote to stick on Brady, and Devin was busy taking it all in hitting us with the line of the week: “You can’t keep a plan straight here, but straight has never been my prerogative.”

That quote is funny any way you slice it, but I’m going to go ahead and award extra bonus points for the most likely completely unintentional nod to 1980s hitmaker Bobby Brown at the end there, because that’s my prerogative.

Brady says goodbye to his Brodies

It became obvious Brady was a goner the second Kristin leaned over to him at Tribal Council after Mike spoke and whispered, “He’s so full of s—. He never says anything real.” And then she kept looking over and nodding at Brady every single time Mike spoke. The over-the-top constant reassurances needed to be dialed down about, oh, 28% if she truly wanted them to come off as believable.

Meanwhile chaos… excuse me, permanent uncertainty… abounded all across the Tribal Council set as whispering turned into standing turned into crossing over to the other side of Tribal turned into Devin narrating, which, unfortunately, did not turn into more Bobby Brown references. (Easy slam dunk possibilities: 1. “We can just all vote on our own.” 2. “Every little step I take up to the voting booth is gonna be harder than the next. 3. “Don’t be cruel, Jeff. Can we just not vote anybody out?” 4. “Look, if you’re down to have some fun and play this game, I’m ready to rock wit’cha.”)

Once the votes had been cast and Eric revealed that he is, in fact, a vampire, Brady was indeed eliminated, with 9 out of 13 votes. Were Thien An, Carter, and Lewis really that out of the loop on the vote after a live Tribal, or were they just designated backup votes in case of some sort of idol shenanigans? I’m guessing the former, but who’s to say?

Speaking of mystery, next week’s preview seems to hint we could possibly be getting another paired elimination, like what happened to Chrissy and Coach last season. That could be fascinating to watch and shake the game up once again. But before we even get to that point, make sure to check out my exit interview with Brady. Will I become his Brody? Wish me luck as I get ready for that and then begin preparing next week’s scoop of the crispy.